I’m a horrific shopaholic – I love buying clothes, office supplies, books, pet supplies, food, anything and everything. But Mr. Bee has never criticized my spending tendencies.
Still over the past 6 months, I have seriously cut back on all shopping.
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Me: I bought this blanket for 50% off! I saved so much money! 
Mr. Bee: But you spent money too so you actually spaved!
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Me: I need to buy winter boots.
Mr. Bee: What about the boots you bought last year?
Me: But they’re last season’s boots!
Mr. Bee: Is that bad?
Me:
(for the record I did not buy new boots)
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Me: I haven’t bought any new clothes or shoes since last November!
Mr. Bee: You love to tell me this.
Me: I don’t think you understand what a miraculous feat this is! Whenever I tell girls that I haven’t shopped in that long, they all let out an audible gasp. It’s positively inconceivable!
And truly, I am still amazed that I have not bought any clothes or shoes since November.
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